WHAT FUCKS ME OFF......

• Being served by people in Tesco who are more interested in having a conversation with the cashier next door about what they're having for dinner, whilst they're serving you....in fact, make that any shop.
• Missing a call, then phoning back straight away only to have them not answer....where did you go in that 30 seconds motherfucker?!
• Blockbusters not stocking a DVD..YOUR BLOCKBUSTERS...ITS WHAT YOU DO.
• LaRoux
• Ordering the largest, supersized meal available is not justified by ordering a DIET COKE.."yeah lard arse...that low fat coke is really gonna cancel out that large Whopper you just shoved down your throat"
• Primark on a saturday...Definatly heard a 35 year old being called nan...WOW!
• Taxi drivers, who think they can just park in the middle of the road, put the hazards on, and it makes it ok.
• The new traffic lights/lanes at the hospital......the only people that need to get in the hospital quickly are ambulances...and they have sirens for that.
• 18yr olds that call escape 'buzz' ......even we were only about 12 when it changed... doubt you were born so stop it. stop it now.
• Cliftonville....always the fear of standing on a needle.
• The inability to breathe/move in the Dolphin at the weekend
• Cramptons happy hour....nice to be served-nope.
• The Fast&Furious at Sainsbury's carpark
• People that go in the inside lane at Pearce Signs roundabout and cut you up-then swear at you.
• People who declare their undying love for boyfriends/girlfriends via their facebook status.