EH...!?!

• "Are you going to write to me in jail?" Girl relpys "Can't i just send you a text instead?"
• "....You know, the guy who plays the lead in Being John Malkovich, what's his name?!''...err that'll be John Malkovich then
• Bloke driving says to friend 'we're running out of petrol!'...His mate replys..'Dont worry, we're going downhill in a minute'
• walking down the road, someone says 'look at that dead seagull'....one silly twat looks up at the sky and says 'where?!'